King Joffrey Baratheon
Your Kind & Merciful King

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"Do you like it?"
yo hold up just a sec
yall peasants need to stop with your dumbass asks/comments about Joffa B’s death cus im not even gonna bother answering/publishing that shit
if ya wanna drop me a nice message BY ALL MEANS go for it (specially if you’re a hot babe and wanna get with da king know what im sayin ohohoho) (im not dead)

yo hold up just a sec

yall peasants need to stop with your dumbass asks/comments about Joffa B’s death cus im not even gonna bother answering/publishing that shit

if ya wanna drop me a nice message BY ALL MEANS go for it (specially if you’re a hot babe and wanna get with da king know what im sayin ohohoho) (im not dead)

10 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 5 notes
Alas… king-joffrey-b the tumblr shall cease to exist
Nothing to do with Joffrey’s death. Cba to update it any longer, used to run this with a friend who has now moved on to another fandom and i myself don’t even watch GoT anymore. Will still be updating my main blog that i’m not gonna bother linking here cus it has absolutely nothing to do with GoT, so that’s that. Leaving some of my favourite gifs/edits in this post

Alas… king-joffrey-b the tumblr shall cease to exist

Nothing to do with Joffrey’s death. Cba to update it any longer, used to run this with a friend who has now moved on to another fandom and i myself don’t even watch GoT anymore. Will still be updating my main blog that i’m not gonna bother linking here cus it has absolutely nothing to do with GoT, so that’s that. Leaving some of my favourite gifs/edits in this post

5 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 23 notes
Dem fine ass titz tho

But damn

FUK DIS SHIT

I WILL STILL LIVE ON IN ALL YOUR PEASANT HEARTS

#GREATESTKINGEVER #SWAGGIESTROYAL #ALLHAILKINGJOFFAB

Dem fine ass titz tho

But damn

FUK DIS SHIT

I WILL STILL LIVE ON IN ALL YOUR PEASANT HEARTS

#GREATESTKINGEVER #SWAGGIESTROYAL #ALLHAILKINGJOFFAB

6 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 18 notes

iworkhardatbeinglazy:

why does this exist?

because fuck you thats why

Peasant

6 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 13,477 notes

flawlessirishprince:

The Most Important Video Of King Joffrey Kissing A Puppy You Will Ever See

6 days ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 575 notes
Kill a few puppies today?


u lost bruh?

dafuq u doin here coral aint u supposed to be stuck at terminus bout to get eaten or summin

1 week ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 1 note

ramsay-snow:

guido-from-london:

ramsay-snow:

king-joffrey-b:

tralfamadorian-conqueror:

Who else cannot wait to see Joffrey die next season of Game of Thrones? He gonna choke and die when Little Finger give him dat poison, yo.

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Accurate

#pornstache
#shittysoulpatch

Fuck off lil finga stop perving on my leftovers aka my ginga honey sansa

1 week ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 14 notes

s-hadowfax:

I love Joffery I don’t care

1 month ago on March 17th, 2014 | J | 7 notes

tralfamadorian-conqueror:

Who else cannot wait to see Joffrey die next season of  Game of Thrones? He gonna choke and die when Little Finger give him dat poison, yo.

1 month ago on February 25th, 2014 | J | 14 notes

mercifuljoffrey:

tbh idek why this love for joffrey baratheon has grown in my heart

'sup girl wutchu doin 2nite

1 month ago on February 25th, 2014 | J | 17 notes
guido-from-london:

Rage faces of Joffrey.

guido-from-london:

Rage faces of Joffrey.

1 month ago on February 25th, 2014 | J | 15 notes

What the hell. When I first saw Joffrey, I didn’t know how sadistic he’d turn out, but he couldn’t stand still without looking sickening and dangerous.

schnoozlebop:

But:

image

He is CUTESY.

1 month ago on February 24th, 2014 | J | 11 notes
exedoutandtired:

Joffrey reppin Fang Island. apparently he’s a big Tera Melos fan too. crazy.

exedoutandtired:

Joffrey reppin Fang Island. apparently he’s a big Tera Melos fan too. crazy.

1 month ago on February 24th, 2014 | J | 7 notes
1 month ago on February 24th, 2014 | J | 84 notes
itsjustsoslapdash:

On Valentine’s Day I always see people making special fan based Valentine’s Day cards, their cute. I considered making one, but thought it’s kinda been done to death. So rather we see poor Joffrey the day after.
Look how depressed he is.
What’s up with Sansa? I would have thought she’d want to give him a gift yesterday.

wutchu talkin bout peasant
Joffa B got dem ladies all day errday not just on valentine’s

itsjustsoslapdash:

On Valentine’s Day I always see people making special fan based Valentine’s Day cards, their cute. I considered making one, but thought it’s kinda been done to death. So rather we see poor Joffrey the day after.

Look how depressed he is.

What’s up with Sansa? I would have thought she’d want to give him a gift yesterday.

wutchu talkin bout peasant

Joffa B got dem ladies all day errday not just on valentine’s

1 month ago on February 24th, 2014 | J | 8 notes