King Joffrey Baratheon
Your Kind & Merciful King

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as well as lovely messages praising my rule and/or
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'peasants'

'peasants'

1 week ago on September 8th, 2014 | J | 60 notes
rip joffrey.. you were a whiny, sadistic little bitch but still we kind of miss you by the way i fucked margaery and sansa last night oops

Anonymous

i still got swag unda the grave i still be banging bitchez lol fuk u peasantZ

2 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 4 notes

flawlessirishprince:

To the user who goes by the creepy af username ‘MySisterEatsBabies’ on imgur, kindly stop reposting images you find on flawlessirishprince as well as on king-joffrey-b.tumblr.com

Congrats, you got to the front page of imgur using my edits, without crediting your source. Ok, now you come up with your own stuff lol.

4 months ago on April 30th, 2014 | J | 11 notes
flawlessirishprince:

Da fuk did i just read? Lmfao xD

imgur.com/gallery/1tI8n

(the pictures of mexican joff are originally from king-joffrey-b, my old side blog.lol)

-Naz

flawlessirishprince:

Da fuk did i just read? Lmfao xD

imgur.com/gallery/1tI8n

(the pictures of mexican joff are originally from king-joffrey-b, my old side blog.lol)

-Naz

4 months ago on April 30th, 2014 | J | 6 notes

FUCK YOU 9GAG

4 months ago on April 29th, 2014 | J | 12 notes
asoiap:

I felt a great need

asoiap:

I felt a great need

4 months ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 309 notes
HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE

PEASANT

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE

PEASANT

5 months ago on April 21st, 2014 | J | 2 notes
yo hold up just a sec
yall peasants need to stop with your dumbass asks/comments about Joffa B’s death cus im not even gonna bother answering/publishing that shit
if ya wanna drop me a nice message BY ALL MEANS go for it (specially if you’re a hot babe and wanna get with da king know what im sayin ohohoho) (im not dead)

yo hold up just a sec

yall peasants need to stop with your dumbass asks/comments about Joffa B’s death cus im not even gonna bother answering/publishing that shit

if ya wanna drop me a nice message BY ALL MEANS go for it (specially if you’re a hot babe and wanna get with da king know what im sayin ohohoho) (im not dead)

5 months ago on April 19th, 2014 | J | 8 notes
Dem fine ass titz tho

But damn

FUK DIS SHIT

I WILL STILL LIVE ON IN ALL YOUR PEASANT HEARTS

#GREATESTKINGEVER #SWAGGIESTROYAL #ALLHAILKINGJOFFAB

Dem fine ass titz tho

But damn

FUK DIS SHIT

I WILL STILL LIVE ON IN ALL YOUR PEASANT HEARTS

#GREATESTKINGEVER #SWAGGIESTROYAL #ALLHAILKINGJOFFAB

5 months ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 19 notes

iworkhardatbeinglazy:

why does this exist?

because fuck you thats why

Peasant

5 months ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 42,165 notes

flawlessirishprince:

The Most Important Video Of King Joffrey Kissing A Puppy You Will Ever See

5 months ago on April 13th, 2014 | J | 610 notes
Kill a few puppies today?


u lost bruh?

dafuq u doin here coral aint u supposed to be stuck at terminus bout to get eaten or summin

5 months ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 1 note

ramsay-snow:

guido-from-london:

ramsay-snow:

king-joffrey-b:

tralfamadorian-conqueror:

Who else cannot wait to see Joffrey die next season of Game of Thrones? He gonna choke and die when Little Finger give him dat poison, yo.

image

Accurate

#pornstache
#shittysoulpatch

Fuck off lil finga stop perving on my leftovers aka my ginga honey sansa

5 months ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 16 notes

s-hadowfax:

I love Joffery I don’t care

6 months ago on March 17th, 2014 | J | 10 notes

tralfamadorian-conqueror:

Who else cannot wait to see Joffrey die next season of  Game of Thrones? He gonna choke and die when Little Finger give him dat poison, yo.

6 months ago on February 25th, 2014 | J | 16 notes